Alex the Great Fountain water mechanism “stolen”


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SDS mayor of Skopje Petre Shilegov has just announced that by way of a miracle the fountain mechanism at Alexander the Great Statue was “stolen”.

Yes, the 250kg mechanism from a fountain that has 24/7 policemen patrolling it, locals and tourists present during the day and night was stolen.

But not to worry, said the mayor. The city has already issued a 200,000 euro contract to replace the ‘stolen’ mechanism. Yes, the SDS mayor is so efficient, that the same day the mechanism was stolen, he had already issued a contract to replace it.

Twitter and FB were flooded with comments that the SDS junta will pocket 200,000 euros to simply return the ‘stolen’ mechanism.

  • Tony

    Great fucked up country