Business is good.
SDS mayor of Skopje Petre Shilegov has just announced that by way of a miracle the fountain mechanism at Alexander the Great Statue was “stolen”.
Yes, the 250kg mechanism from a fountain that has 24/7 policemen patrolling it, locals and tourists present during the day and night was stolen.
But not to worry, said the mayor. The city has already issued a 200,000 euro contract to replace the ‘stolen’ mechanism. Yes, the SDS mayor is so efficient, that the same day the mechanism was stolen, he had already issued a contract to replace it.
Twitter and FB were flooded with comments that the SDS junta will pocket 200,000 euros to simply return the ‘stolen’ mechanism.
Крадеш механизам од фонтаните во Скопје, распишуваш тендер од 200.000 евра и го враќаш истиот назад. Или што би рекла @Sekerinska бонбона бизнис.
Тоа се тие криминални умови на СДС. Браво за креативноста 👏👏
— Штрафцигер (@Shtrafciger) May 25, 2019