Greta Thunberg Begs For Help After Traveling Halfway Around The World ‘The Wrong Way’


You have stolen her frequent flyer miles…

Autistic environmentalist Greta Thunberg has appealed for help after traveling halfway around the world “the wrong way” because the United Nations moved its global climate meeting from Chile to Spain.

Thunberg, who rejected a $51,000 Nordic Council environmental award last week because “The climate movement does not need any more awards,” might hit up her parents – an opera singer and an actor, for travel funds.

Or, perhaps she can ask her new friend Leonardo DiCaprio for a ride on one of the private jets he uses to fly around the world to climate events?

We’re sure Greta will find her way to Madrid over the next four weeks, where she can guilt the UN into action with more stories of her ruined childhood