Ikea Founder Ingvar Kampgrad spent today walking through eighteen different departments and a maze of passageways, just to get to his section of the afterlife.
Kampgrad, who died aged 91 on Monday, was said to be frustrated as he rushed through lighting, soft furnishings, bedroom, kitchen, outdoor settings, and storage solutions, before finally getting to his section of heaven.
Sources say that even though Kampgrad’s section was literally a meter from the entrance way, the only route available was to push through eleven thousand young couples buying bedside tables and forty million families with strollers.
Once Kampgard arrived to his designated section he was given Swinglish instructional pamphlets to put together his own furniture. For tools he was given a butterknife and tiny plastic hammer.
