The Artist Formerly Known as Daddy or whatever he’s going by currently is reportedly in state custody in New York on sex trafficking chargers. The ‘talk’ is that P Diddy has hundreds of secretly recorded tapes of Hollywood A-listers, and politicians performing lewd acts (with minors) during Diddy’s sex parties.
How will he treat himself to the Epstein treatment?
- He’ll probably be alright; the government is honorably protecting him as required by law in the pursuit of justice
- Gunshot to the back of head
- Bedsheet hanging
- Fell and hit his head on the sink
- One of those atrocities Walter White did with the Neo-Nazis
